Oh no, not again!

The Rubber Chicken having his revenge was so improbable that he was turned into a bowl of lemons wrapped around a large gold brick. Afterwards, when being interviewed by the Leopard, he was heard to say, "Oh no, not again!"

Thursday, August 26, 2004

The Statement is Made

As luck would have it, today saw the arrival of two international packages. I must say that express postage from the USA is truly marvellous - with goods arriving at my door in country victoria five working days after being ordered.

Two very nice T-Shirts arrived from the famed website ThinkGeek.com - great for many novelty (ahem, practical) items and a brilliant range of T-Shirts (plug, plug, plug...)

Yes, one bears the slogan "No, I will NOT fix your computer."

And the other "2 + 2 = 5 for exceptionally arge values of 2"

Granted, the latter takes a bit of a maths-crazed nerdy sense of humour, but then, the idea behind ThinkGeek shirts is precisely that - the wearer gets great pleasure out of seeing others NOT getting the joke.

The chicken was well pleased as the initiative is now with the Nerd.

Stay tuned, tomorrow could be a long day...


6 Comments:

At August 29, 2004 at 3:58 PM, Blogger the baked turkey said...

"2 + 2 = 5 for exceptionally arge values of 2"

Well sure, but can you prove that 8128 is a perfect number, "Mister Smarty-maths"? hmmm...

gobble-gobble

 
At August 29, 2004 at 4:16 PM, Blogger arash said...

One of my favorite thinkgeek shirts, http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/595d/

But I have not bought one yet in the fear that I will be severely beaten by people who dont understand it.

 
At August 29, 2004 at 5:06 PM, Blogger Beleobus said...

You could always give them the binary finger: 00100.
It would be worth a laugh.

 
At September 1, 2004 at 8:45 AM, Blogger Lioness said...

For Pity's sake! And then you people wonder why you never get invited to dinner parties!

 
At September 19, 2004 at 10:11 PM, Blogger CarpeDM said...

You people scare me. I'm going to have to send Beth to thinkgeek.com apparently, she would enjoy it. I was confused and wanted to hide under my desk because there are math references! Math! It is evil.

I have one math joke. One. Friends don't let friends drink and derive. I have no idea what that means.

 
At September 29, 2004 at 7:53 PM, Blogger Beleobus said...

You could ask lilybee what that one means. She is a mathematics teacher afterall.

Wait...

So am I.

I'll explain it later.

Until then... did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

 

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