Recruitng the troops

Well... it is certainly going to be a rather nasty day for chicken theives soon... there is now a website that sells rubber chickens:

http://www.imperialtoy.com

Amongst other 'interesting' items.

But the plan for revenge of the rubber chicken could soon be in the offing... The unsuspecting chicken theif arrives at work and opens his office. There is a chicken there with a rather poignant note tied to it. He thinks no more and goes to the bathroom. He lifts up the toilet seat and finds a rubber chicken looking up at him... He goes to make a cup of coffee and finds a chicken in his mug. Goes to heat up his lunch and finds a chicken in the microwave...

When finally, he decides to check on the original chicken, he finds it missing, with a note left behind that says, "I'm watching you!"

Although I like the idea, I doubt it will work in its current form. Thus I welcome any suggestions, especially from people that like to Bake Turkeys...

Enjoy yourselves until then.