Oh no, not again!

The Rubber Chicken having his revenge was so improbable that he was turned into a bowl of lemons wrapped around a large gold brick. Afterwards, when being interviewed by the Leopard, he was heard to say, "Oh no, not again!"

Friday, August 20, 2004

Do you speak Russian?

It is remarkably amazing how much doubt can be created in the mind of a guilty party by asking someone, in Moriaty's presence, "Can you speak Russian, I need to translate these instructions." Well, poor Dr Moriaty did not know what to think!

Too often the threat of retrinution is far greater than the actuality... and mind games are further reaching in the long run than the simple moving of a rubber chicken.

For in the mind of a guilty party, they know that when revenge is sought, they have no grounds upon which to plead. Only time will tell of the greatest retribution scheme our workplace has ever seen...

...the details will follow after the act.

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