The Rubber Chicken having his revenge was so improbable that he was turned into a bowl of lemons wrapped around a large gold brick. Afterwards, when being interviewed by the Leopard, he was heard to say, "Oh no, not again!"
Saturday, September 18, 2004
A previous Incident.
When the cling wrap was removed, Von Jiblets was not entirely impressed with being made into LUNCH.
Certainly he may not have been impressed, but it definitely looks as if he has been compressed. And (taking my cue from someone with more imagination than moi), he certainly lookes a little depressed even though he is definitely not undressed. Yet I suppose a chicken does need to be dressed for lunch. Avocado and mayo? Now having addressed this issue I think I need to be supressed. Anyway, I noticed that the saints led at quarter time, so I hope you have a nice day at the show. Just remember to look interested when inspecting the range of fillies on display. Sincerity, you can fake it. After all, it is what we do for a living.
And so the Saints led at every change, only to go down by six points. They lost by an umpire... oh well, one premiership every hundred years will just have to do!
As for the show... Having some second thoughts. We shall correspond on this later.
...which also explains von Jiblets absence from the fields of Lords where the BarmyArmy prevailed with might and main and several wickets into the bargain...
What a cruel and barbarous treatment. To be jammed between two hunks of half stale bread, probably with a generous coating of hydrogenated vegetable oils as well!!!
Now a good roasting, with all the trimmings and a tasty gravy from the pan juices - that is different! That is a meal!
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Certainly he may not have been impressed, but it definitely looks as if he has been compressed. And (taking my cue from someone with more imagination than moi), he certainly lookes a little depressed even though he is definitely not undressed. Yet I suppose a chicken does need to be dressed for lunch. Avocado and mayo? Now having addressed this issue I think I need to be supressed. Anyway, I noticed that the saints led at quarter time, so I hope you have a nice day at the show. Just remember to look interested when inspecting the range of fillies on display. Sincerity, you can fake it. After all, it is what we do for a living.
And so the Saints led at every change, only to go down by six points. They lost by an umpire... oh well, one premiership every hundred years will just have to do!
As for the show... Having some second thoughts. We shall correspond on this later.
Again, :DDDDDDD! Where would I be without these pictures.
...which also explains von Jiblets absence from the fields of Lords where the BarmyArmy prevailed with might and main and several wickets into the bargain...
What a cruel and barbarous treatment. To be jammed between two hunks of half stale bread, probably with a generous coating of hydrogenated vegetable oils as well!!!
Now a good roasting, with all the trimmings and a tasty gravy from the pan juices - that is different! That is a meal!
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