A Cool Change

Stranger than fish falling from the sky or the Mayor of Warsaw spontaneously combusting... Well probably not. But when you arrive back from a brief soujourn to the post office to collect a new camera and find a large plate on your desk with... well see the three photographs below!

The clever nature of this prank had me momentarily dumbfounded. I was of the opinion that Dr Moriaty had been cleaned out of ideas. For a full hour I was rather worried that this was not the case. In a moment of soberity (is that a word??) I decided upon three possibilities:

1. Dr Moriaty has been reading the Tong Master's Book of Practical Jokes.
2. The Tong Master is Guilty on this occasion.
3. Something beyond my imagination is going on here...

Although it was rumoured that the Tong master has been seeking and short-listing apprentices to take on the snag-turning duties so that he may be free to enjoy a long drive off the tenth, there is no knowing how the witty and unnervingly clever mind of such a man operates. He denied the charge, and as a man of honour, I was inclined to believe him.

Dr Moriaty was surely not clever enough to think of such a prank on his own, but the idea of him reading something that was not curriculum related was not an idea that sat well.

That left option three. Hmmm... not the best position to be in on a monday night. I guess that leaves four days to get to the bottom of the matter though... the search begins in earnest!