Le Poulet speaks out.

This is a brief transcript of a speech made by Le Poulet in his opening campaign address to the world:

"Fellow featherless friends, I know very well how it feels to be treated in a Fowl manner. For my life I have never known what it is like to climb the Pecking order of the Coop. Never has my salary been more than mere Chickenfeed.

The French Chickens Unite Kwik (FCUK) seeks new members from all corners of the globe. Von Jiblets may be able to survive the unbelievable, but he has yet to face the public and defend his stance in the face of a proper challenge from one of his own.

With your support, we can make this world a better place for ALL rubber chickens, not just a select few. Please vote wisely, vote FCUK."

Well, this looks like it could be an interesting time. We await Jiblets response.