Oh no, not again!

The Rubber Chicken having his revenge was so improbable that he was turned into a bowl of lemons wrapped around a large gold brick. Afterwards, when being interviewed by the Leopard, he was heard to say, "Oh no, not again!"

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Stating the outrageous.

Well, it has finally happened. Someone out there has patented a range of Rubber Chicken products. We are talking T-Shirts, Boxer Shorts, Mouse pads... all crazy items.

So I just had to order one... A picture of a chicken (probably one of Von Jiblets distant cousins...) with the caption:

HAPPINESS IS JUST A RUBBER CHICKEN AWAY.

Check out the entire range at http://www.poyt.com/

With many thanks to the lilybee for pointing this out to me.

So, if you feel the urge, you may now demonstrate your true allegiance to von Jiblets by publicly humiliating yourself for the benefit of the rubber chickens of the world.

1 Comments:

At September 15, 2004 at 9:14 AM, Blogger lilybee said...

Tis a bit late on the reply system, but you lot seem to be getting ahead of me. With regard to math over love life, at least you can always rely on the one to work out right. Just make sure the equation is right, plug in the right numbers and Presto, you get the answer. As for any love life, way too much symbolism. Roses, tulips, lilies, which is best and in what combination? Is it presuming too much to send flowers to a guy? Is it a question of saying 'thanks for the conversation?'or 'thinking of you,' 'remember me, cos I sure remember you' Even simply 'have a nice day'As I said, no single simple answer. Can happiness be found in things rubber or in flora or the abstract world of number? Even the letter D. (now I have to admit to being confused at that)

 

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