Oh no, not again!

The Rubber Chicken having his revenge was so improbable that he was turned into a bowl of lemons wrapped around a large gold brick. Afterwards, when being interviewed by the Leopard, he was heard to say, "Oh no, not again!"

Saturday, September 11, 2004

The allegiance grows stronger.

Perhaps the greates indication of the success of Count Vladamir von Jiblets and his loyal companions lies in the fact that many of their common enemies are as yet unaware that this website exists. No, that is not true, they know well that it exists, they do not know WHERE. And that is the beautiful thing, the url of these pages has nothing to do with chickens whatsoever, thus making it a difficult task for adversaries of the fowl to plan their moments.

Each and every plan for revenge can be posted here in graphic detail, and Moriaty (or le Poulet for that matter) will be none the wiser. Ah, the wonders of having more working brain cells than certain other individuals... oh, and amassing a decently sized allegiance would have something to do with it perhaps!

2 Comments:

At September 10, 2004 at 6:26 PM, Blogger lilybee said...

Ah no! It is going from bad to worst! Not that I hold a lot of sympathy for the good (or should I say, bad) Dr James M, but to give your nemesis the same name as the great adversary for our Mr Holmes was like equating Jonny Bravo with Eienstein. Now to find that he dares to sully the Force! Mr Vet has a lot to answer for.

 
At September 11, 2004 at 1:53 PM, Blogger Lioness said...

Allegiance... Quite. On a sadder note, I've linked your blog to mine. That unfortunately means that it will now be very easy for von Jiblets' enemies to locate him, since a blog called "Which surprised her." (surprise me - or not - and tell me where quote is from, NO INTERNET SEARCH ALLOWED, don't cheat! Honour is at stake!) - where was I? Ah yes, it is pretty obvious that a blog by that name and a feline URL MUST be directly connected to Jibs. Battle looms at large. Blades polished, Uzi at hand. Just say the word. Chicken shall overcome.

 

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