Seek HELP.

In the beggining (or so I am told) there was a word.
There were not mouths to speak it nor ears to hear it.
But somehow there was a word.

And as the people knew not how to hear this word they did try to speak a new word - HELP.
But as they had no mouths through which to resonate noise, they could not ask for HELP.
Then they tried telepathy - HELP they beamed across the galaxy, seeking assistance. But they had no minds with which to think.

And so did the word look down upon the lesser vowels and say...

"... You cannot think, therefore you cannot be!"

{Authors note: if you understand this - seek HELP immediately.}