Alektrobutryphyliacs Anonymous

After my previous venture (Chicken Readers Appreciation Program - CRAP) was not particularly successful - OK not at all... I have decided upon a new venture.

Alektrobutryphyliacs Anonymous is not a support group for people who fantasise about rubber chickens - that would be worse than... well not much really, but rather we AA members seek to punish all Alektrobutryphobics (please realise the difference!) by subjecting them to cunning and fiendishly clever protests. Right now I am planning the inaugural Sleep In - where lovers of rubber chickens are invited to stay in bed on the weekends rather than go shopping to feed their families or do the housework.

Another idea is the CCC (Chicken's Celebrity Chuckle) where Jiblets himself and perhaps Le Poulet in a cameo role will perform their not-yet-famous lie down comedy routine.

Any takers?

Oh well, I try.