Oh no, not again!

The Rubber Chicken having his revenge was so improbable that he was turned into a bowl of lemons wrapped around a large gold brick. Afterwards, when being interviewed by the Leopard, he was heard to say, "Oh no, not again!"

Thursday, September 02, 2004

And then there were TWO?

Forgive me for not making this post earlier - it has been brought to my attention as the administrator of this incomplete and rather badly illustrated account of the acts of Count Vladamir von Jiblets that another rubber chicken, possibly of French origin has made a public appearance. Sporting a moustache, rather bristly eyebrows (which is odd, as chickens normally don't have either) and with a Galois hanging out the side of his beak... he refers to himself simply as Le Poulet.

For some unknown reason, Count von Jiblets excused himself from his public duties this afternoon. When asked where he was going, he simply replied, "I need to bake a pie."

If anyone can please enlighten me as to exactly what is going on around here, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thanking you kindly.

1 Comments:

At September 2, 2004 at 3:36 PM, Blogger lilybee said...

Tis a refreshing change to actually be able to realise that there are like minded people out there in the real world. That King Arthur can walk the same path as Will S.and Conan D. and all manner of fowl, be they foul or otherwise, have their champions in this world. So as you set out on this quest to avenge the injustices done to your not so feathered friend, take heart in the knowledge that there are others out here who embrace CRAP as fully as you do yourself.

 

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