The CRAP is launched.

Yes, we have reached a new level of readership. Somewhere between five and ten people have actually browsed the raving lunacy of this archive, and for you, my valued audience, we have comissioned the Chicken Readers Appreciation Program, or CRAP.

Some of you may feel, after today that you have read your fill of chicken antics for now. I could say that you are full of CRAP, but... oops, just said it.

So, the benefits...

Just previously, the rubber chicken (who has until now wished to remain anonymous) has stepped out of his saucepan and issued a decree. Count Vladamir von Jiblets, son and heir to the castle of Poultry, has come from the shadows to make his first public address. Although much of the speech had to be edited, the eye-witness accounts all remember him clearly promising a regular public appearance from now on. He takes his duties as a Count very seriously indeed, especially as the House of Poultry has not been able to rely on scandal and rumours to keep itself in the popular press.

So, stay tuned - further public announcements will follow.