First dig two graves.

A prominent chinese philosopher is quoted (and translated of course) as remarking, "He who is intent on revenge should first dig two graves."

While this is profound and deeply meaningful - CHICKENS CAN'T USE A SHOVEL!

Anyone who would thus be willing to assist with this task is asked to perform the follwing tasks:

1. Buy a nice rooster with brightly coloured plumage.
2. Come (with your new rooster) to have some lunch with Beleobus and his chicken.
3. Choose a convenient time to leave the room with Sir Beleobus...

AHEM!!!

4. Choose your shovel from the gardner's shed.
5. Dig about twelve post-holes.
6. Create a nice honeymoon destination for your Rooster and his new 'rubber' friend.

AHEM!!!

The lesson here, according to the chicken is:

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.

The chicken is watching you (while enjoying a COCKTAIL - pun intended)