Oh no, not again!

The Rubber Chicken having his revenge was so improbable that he was turned into a bowl of lemons wrapped around a large gold brick. Afterwards, when being interviewed by the Leopard, he was heard to say, "Oh no, not again!"

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Sir Beleobus, who art Thou?

This shall be quite a short posting, but I have recieved numerous sideways glances when I recite my contact details to people that I have decided to clarify this matter somewhat.

Sir Beleobus was a Knight of the Round Table. Although there is some doubt as to whether he was amongst the original twelve, there is historical speculation that the table was actually built to seat 170 knights.

A man of honour, although of little fame, Sir Beleobus represents most succinctly the type of person I would wish to be if everything in life could be by choice.

Apologies for the serious entry, hope you enjoyed your history lesson.

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