CHAOS!

Wondering how to begin the new year in true chicken-like fashion, Jiblets has suggested a new bill be proposed in the state parliament, then federally and finally at the next UN conference. Legislation that would give chickens the vote, access to public health cover and of course, power of attourney for every non-chicken the world over.

We call it the bill of Chickens Have Absolute Overpowering Superiority (or CHAOS for short)

When the world has plunged into CHAOS, the chickens will again rule the universe...

OK, so I'm bored and this was the best I could come up with on a saturday night. Satisfied?